Monday, October 06, 2008

Financial Advice in a Scary Economy

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.


Beks said...

LOL for real! That is the best news I've heard in a long time!
I love it!

Kelly said...

Just read this to Chris...quite depressing, but funny!

Kristen said...

haha hilarious! cheers! PS- thanks for all your fun comments on the house... i love reading them! i heart subway tile TOO!!!! :)