Poop Deck

So, some of you know that not long ago, I had a work day with my dad. We did some small projects and power washed the deck, which was awesome because it was super dirty AND because I finally got my new patio furniture out there. Well, I woke up to this the other day and I'm SUPER pissed about it!

It may not look like much, but just the fact that the area birds are using my deck and furniture as a toilet GROSSES me out!!!